bioniclesecrets:

We are glad to have received a new submission!  It’s been quite some time.  Please submit us your Bionicle-related fandom secrets.
It has also come to our attention that another Tumblr has appeared recently trying to steal our schtick.  This displeases us.

The Bionicle tumblrs steal from one another a lot, it seems.
-Admin 2.

bioniclesecrets:

We are glad to have received a new submission!  It’s been quite some time.  Please submit us your Bionicle-related fandom secrets.

It has also come to our attention that another Tumblr has appeared recently trying to steal our schtick.  This displeases us.

The Bionicle tumblrs steal from one another a lot, it seems.

-Admin 2.

Why Get Featured?

Because we are as awesome as this:

well hello

ranyakumo:

man all the cool people get to be on bzpreview or lunacyoflegomanvalues and i dont am i doing something wrong :’(

nice to meet you

-Admin 4.

Look who we found

-Admin 2.

My face when people say Hero Factory is better than BIONICLE

logicalabsurdity:

bzpreview:

Sorry, HF fans.

-Admin 4.

Don’t apologize, you’re right.

I think I need to steal that gif.

glad We made your day with iT.

-Admin 4.

-Admin 2

So I Was Looking Through

what Came up when you press the Bzpreview tag the other day, and wow. Apparently, there are many tumblr blogs who hate us. Most of them are Lunacy fanatical People, while others were People we angered for some reason. Add that to the amount of senseless anons, and then you get….

A Worldwide decrease in haterade and anti-Dennis. Luckily, We have a Lot of loving and lovable Followers to make up for it. Thank You, Bzpreview Fans.

-Admin 4.

…We didn’t even send you anything. AND WE ARE NOT BEANSTALKS. WE ARE BUTTERNUT SQUASHES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-Admin 2.

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My Face When Velika Is Revealed To Be The Great Being:

-Admin 2.

The Monkey Of Despair Part 8-The End.

If that didn’t make you feel bad about him, check out the next one:

So, all this time, he might have been a 9 year old lost on the internet.

I haven’t found more material from him, so it’s possible that he was banned afterwards. If we find anything else, we’ll blog it, we guess.

But now, it makes us wonder. What if he really was a lost 9 year old, trying to find acceptance in BZPower, but finding his attempts crushed by the admins. The Admins probably didn’t want to be Lunacy and torture children in their free time, but instead to help him become a good citizen of BZPower. A huge misunderstanding could have happened, resulting in his banning. 

Or, he was the most deceptive spamming troll of all time. 

Who knows? Right now, he could be anywhere. But The Monkey of Despair will forever live on as the man/boy who became a spamming legend. Long live his sandwich and his corn, and may he trade them for Bionicle sets. Long live Monkey of Despair.

-Admin 2.